yesterday i realised i only have to sleep with 2 more people then my total will be 100! i thought id check my list as i knew i was getting near and i got with 3 new guys last week. i feel like it needs to be a momentous event. i might do a balloon drop from my ceiling as he cums! ideally the last two would be a 3 some with a guy and a girl, but who knows. i have fucked 94 boys and 4 girls so a boy and and girl would make nice round numbers. or i might pick a target to be 100. either way, its exciting, like nervous exciting, like i think other people must feel about having sex. Read More "…realised i only had two to go!"
…lined up a threesome
so im planning an amazing threesome with this guy i love fucking, number 68. he is pure filth. an the girl is so hot and really dirty. we have already got together a bit too 17.05 Boy 1 i think we should get a 3rd girl involved what u think 17:05 Me sure my flatmates are goin away for 6 weeks an i have the place to myself most of the time an we can do what we want 17:05 Boy 1 ok well u know any girls who would wanna join in 17:06 Me have you spoken to s? 17:06 Boy 1 yeah 17:06 Me she is back in 2 weeks i want her 17:06 Boy 1 she wants to do it 17:06 Me yeah 17:06 Boy 1 im thinking of her wanking me off over ur face how good will that be 17:07 Me very good 17:07 Boy… Read More "…lined up a threesome"
…pissed on a guy
i had gone for a piss at a party at me mates house and this man, 82, id had a 3 some with a couple of weeks before followed me in to the toilet. as i went to sit on the toilet he got his knob out and shoved my head down to suck it. i wasnt really up for it with him as he was a bit old an fat, the dady of the group, but i was too fucked to care so i went along with it. with the distraction i hadnt started to piss yet, but i really needed too. while i was sucking his cock, he bent down and started rubbing my clit an slipping his fingers in my pussy. he stopped for a minute and stood back and i took the opportunity to take a piss. however as soon as i started, he stepped back… Read More "…pissed on a guy"
…couldnt take it anymore
this blog aint all glamorous stories of what amazing, crazy sex i have had and how it is so totally more than normal. my sex life does and will contain pretty bland and bad experiences, and boring stories. i think they all just add up to a nice un-fantastical and un-romanticised reality. last night, for example. i pulled this total cutie, number 96. probably the youngest guy ive been with, a full 6 years younger than me. i knew it was a bad idea as i was on my period and i get reallllly bad pain an i knew it would be messy. but he was hot, so i took him home. he was so wierd, had a little baby face an a total man body, massive shoulders, 6 pack, massive knob. i would usually LOVE it. but i was pretty scared of him. not sure why. anyway i let… Read More "…couldnt take it anymore"
…fucked a girl for revenge
i was seeing this guy who i really really really liked. like insanely liked. like if he was in the city center i could smell him, i would know if he was at a club cause like some wierd animal i could pick up his scent for miles around. anyway, this guy had a girlfriend. i knew this and i knew he was a knob with bad taste aswell. so when i used to see him making out with some 16 yr old cubby chav i wasnt surprised. i didnt wanna seem like a crazy, possevive bitch or anything, so i decided to make friends with her. this way i would seem like the bigger person and it would freak him out! and i love making people think i am their friends when actually i am thinking all about how i am shitting on them when we talk! anyway, sidetracked again.… Read More "…fucked a girl for revenge"
…got with 4 guys in one night
i was already pretty wasted at the start of my night, at the big club i went to every week back in me home town. i was sat with a big group of chavs doing poppers. not sure why i was with them, definitely didnt know them and do not know why i was on my own. anyway, i obviously got bored/poppers horny, so just picked one of them near me, 26, and took him by the hand and led him into the toilets. we fucked, with me bent over the toilet an when we were done we just went out our separate ways. later that night i was dancing with some girl/fake mate and two topless guys. she told them i was up for anything and would do anything they wanted. they asked me an i were like, sure, yeah. i well fantasised about having two guys hands and… Read More "…got with 4 guys in one night"
…cut my head open and ended up in hospital
i was fucking this guy, 60, in my friends living room. there were like 8 other people in the room, but they had done so much drugs no one really knew what we were doing. whilst we were fucking i somehow managed to hit my head off the corner of the coffee table. it really hurt, but we carried on till he came. when i got up i realised my head was bleeding quite a lot. i paniced and went into the kitchen and got some frozen peas an tried to stop the bleeding. we sat there for ages an in the end he passed out. it really wouldnt stop bleeding so i had to leave the boy passed out and take myself off to hospital. it was bad enough having to walk about, fucked at 8am in a dodgy area, then sit in the waiting room for hours. but… Read More "…cut my head open and ended up in hospital"
…started a list
im not sure exactly when i started it but i was about 15 i think. i wanted to keep a record of everyone i had ever kissed, touched or slept with. ever since we all started kissing people, me and my school friends would compete with how many we had kissed. not like racing, but it was a badge of honor. the more the better. i dont know where it came from but i have always had this attitude towards kissing and fucking. it has always been about the numbers. i even turned my list into graphs and charts for my degree. i have lost these right now. i HAVE to find them. i wanna update them and stick them on here. anyway my list is so important too me. i have kept it updated and not lost it in 10 years. it is now two a4 pages long, front… Read More "…started a list"
…gave a boy a bj on cctv
i used to run an event in club land. i was badly behaved and fully took advantage of the free drinks i was given. i like a good flirt, a quick flash and to tease. which i did with the staff all the time. not that i ever did anything about it. i thought. a couple of weeks ago, i went back to the venue and the manager told me that, back in the day, they had all watched me, drag one of the bar boys into the staff room, get on my knees and blow him till he came on my face. no wonder all the staff there used to ask me when it was their turn! Read More "…gave a boy a bj on cctv"
…got locked in a boys bedroom for 5 days
i had met this boy one night i went out on my own, when i had gone home to visit me mom and she had chucked me out for the night to have an ann summers party. its started normally enough. kissing, chatting, me in the middle of the two boys in bed in a hotel, with dream boy touching me up and kissing me, his mate complaining about the noise. then he started holding me down, teasing me and whispering in my ear what i had to do. i was entirely at his mercy and he only let me cum when he said so, and i HAD to cum when he said so. he did this all with his hands and didnt let me touch him the entire time. his mate was pretty turned on, but pissed off. the next day a few hours after i got home we… Read More "…got locked in a boys bedroom for 5 days"